Comments | bnvicious: And then there was Sunday...

bnvicious

And then there was Sunday...

Apr 18, 2005 03:57

To all the derelicts, assholes, and motherfuckers I waited on tonight, I say: Fuck you. To the people that were nice to me and left me $1.28 on a $32 check, I say: Fuck you. To the backwood, redneck, fat sons of bitches that all of us hate waiting on and I got stuck with tonight who left me $6 on a $93 check, I say: Fuck you. To the people that ( Read more... )

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Let's go one further and make it sacrilegous bowsercub April 18 2005, 14:08:36 UTC

A - FUCKING - MEN!!!

Re: Let's go one further and make it sacrilegous pseudonordic April 18 2005, 14:50:37 UTC

Where the fuck have you been?

>:[

Re: Let's go one further and make it sacrilegous bnvicious April 19 2005, 00:52:50 UTC

uh, oh---he made the mad face---and said "fuck"---you're in trouble!

Amen, Hallelujah, and Praise Jesus rainy_kate April 18 2005, 20:36:24 UTC

Those people are the reason I NEVER NEVER tip below 20%, no matter how bad service is. I understand that the reason service is bad, is because assholes like them have pre-pissed off my waitress ( ... )

Re: Amen, Hallelujah, and Praise Jesus bnvicious April 18 2005, 20:57:01 UTC

because assholes like them have pre-pissed off my waitress

I like that.

And a big A-FUCKING-MEN!

eat cheese rainy_kate April 24 2005, 21:07:38 UTC

I usually tip between 15% to 25%. I don't know why, tho. It's a karma thing, and if I go back there, I don't want to find a big pocket of phlegm or rubber bands in my food.

And new rule for everybody: Children are now not allowed in any restaurant in the United States. If you want to feed your brats, you can give them a bag of leftovers out to the car when you're done. And yes, there will be a tax added on to leftovers for children.

Oh, and there should be a rule that waitresses / waiters / employees should be able to scream and beat the shit out of little brats or flip off dirty old men.

Dat is all.

~mp34