Cigarettes....

[bnvicious]

Ok, so I really shouldn't be up at 430 in the a.m., buuuut I just spent the last...oh, let's say...hour and a half trying to decide if I wanted a cigarette. And?, you say....here's the deal: I had my oral surgery Monday morning, and, for fear of the dreaded dry sockets, I haven't had a cigarette since the Sunday night before that. For those who

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[mp34]

But smoking makes you look cool! And there's nothing more important than being cool!

They really should put freshness expiration dates on cigarettes.

One of my puffing buddies came up with this idea during work one day. Thanks to the Nazi-Germany state we now all live in where it's illegal to smoke indoors at work or at bars (in Chicago now), and it gets skin-cracking cold during the wintertime, his idea was to invent ciagrettes that are only half as long, since some of us don't have 8 to 10 minutes times "X" amounts during the day for smoking breaks. I'd buy it. Cigarettes are too damn long.

Cigarettes are cool!

[mp34]

Actually, I do have something relevant to add.

One of my best friend's mother used to smoke. A lot. Then in 1987, she fell down the stairs at their house, and required surgery & an extensive hospital stay. She went for a while without a cigarette, and never again smoked.

Now here's the downside: she's like 55, but really, really, really fat. Easily 200 pounds. And that ain't childbirth fat, either (my friend is adopted & an only child)

You have been warned.

[bnvicious]

you know, i need the weight gain anyway....not like 100 pounds, but a cool 15 wouldn't hurt me....except i may actually buy some new clothes to fit in....ill let you know if i turn into a fattie

[mp34]

well, as someone who had gained a whopping 80 pounds since my high school graduation (I tipped the scales at 250 in college, dropped down to 195, then up to 227, then back down to my consistent weight of 203 for three years is where I'm at today