Dear Ms. Civilian with incredibly attractive icon,
As Mr. Bice's personal secretary, hairstylist, and public relations executive, I regret to inform you that Mr. Bice graciously declines that offer at this time. Mr. Harris is doing a fine, fine, job of taking Mr. Bice's mind off of his problems as of the current moment.
Formal, printed letters of rejection will be in the mail to all several thousand women within this next week or so, you know, because I don't have a real job and I need something to do.
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I know a few thousand women who would be willing to help you take your mind off your problems.
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As Mr. Bice's personal secretary, hairstylist, and public relations executive, I regret to inform you that Mr. Bice graciously declines that offer at this time. Mr. Harris is doing a fine, fine, job of taking Mr. Bice's mind off of his problems as of the current moment.
Formal, printed letters of rejection will be in the mail to all several thousand women within this next week or so, you know, because I don't have a real job and I need something to do.
Sincerely,
Bo Bice's People.
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Ah, America, land of the deaf, home of the dialing-challenged.
No offense, I love my American friends, but ACK!
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