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Someone has an American accent, and I think that someone is Oralando Bloom.

Dear Adrian Brody: You can hunt my gorilla anytime.

Oh Martha, I love you so.

Vive la femme francias musicalle. Vive mon musique nuveaux. Mon francaise et ne pas bien. Ah, ce la vie. *lights cigarette*

The babies better SO be worth this crap ( Read more... )

Well people, I am officially a Vandal! Woot!

EDIT: OMG how cute is my little penguin?!

OK, here's a little advice, do NOT take a two hour nap at 6:00 AND drink a starbuck's doubleshot at 10:00 at night if you want to fall asleep ( Read more... )

Ick, I have a song from 'Rent' stuck in my head. Damn you crappy bubblegum pop excuse for a musical that is being made into a movie and is going to pull in millions! *shakes fist*

The good news is I got a new sweatshirt from work. It's got that new sweatshirt fuzzy softness on the inside. *prrrrrrrrr*

Movies Christian Bale is in this season:

Batman Begins
The Machinist
The New World
Howl's Moving Castle

Do I smell a Barbra Walters special?

EDIT: Funniest thing I've heard today:

Woman: Why are you attracted to women?

Man: Because they're beautiful creatures.

Woman: Why do you think I'm attracted to them?

Man: Because you're a lesbian.

Gah, I woke up this morning and my right eye was bugging me so I took out my contacts and I've been washing it with solution but it still fucking hurts! On top of that I sunburned the backs of my knees and so everytime I bend them it hurts like a son of a bitch ( Read more... )

what a day! It was really warm today, I'd say around 85-ish, so I wore shorts for the first time in like a year and presented my pasty tree trunks to the world. Unfortunately my thighs aren't happy about being shaved so they are rebelling by getting red bumps on them. Then I headed off to work where no less than 5 people walked right past the ( Read more... )

Some people collect stamps, some people collect coins, I think I'm going to start collecting these.

EDIT: If you want to hear a really great song, check out 'Don't You Worry 'bout a Thing' by John Legend. I'd buy his album, but it's a little too R&B for me.