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[thepariahed]

EVERYONE PUT DOWN YOUR LIGHTSABERS AND ANYTHING ELSE: FUTURE DARTH VADER IN DA HOUSE!

Ahem~ Empress here, bringing in Anakin Skywalker from episode III, after he was denied the rank of Jedi Master :( So almost at the Dark Side, but not quite. We'll see how this goes.

As always, you can always find me on Plurk @ empressofcool!

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[inspiresdissent]

Why, hello there, tiny Master. :|

[thepariahed]

Hey now, I'm taller than most :|

But ooh, Master; that has a pretty awesome ring to it :3

[inspiresdissent]

Oh, yeah. You win Master of the Year. 8| For, you know. Killing my dad. And kidnapping me. And raising me to be your murderous, dark side-y son. 8||

[thepariahed]

Don't hate me cuz you ain't me, bud

[sand_wormie]

fffffff if you cut off his hand he'll

forgive you later.

I mean, yay.

[thepariahed]

It's all part of the Skywalker initiation, kiddo :3

[sand_wormie]

I've been having Luke not learn much more about dear old dad than he did in canon - he knows the Annie kid he met in a sandstorm is him too, hah, but he's been kept well away from more spoilers.

Might as well break that now. Luke's, ah, not going to be happy about having been lied to by his aunt and uncle, but he'll cope. Just... no one tell him about the Vader thing. When I first brought him here he would flat reject it and not even think about it later, but now...

- I think Anakin actually did navigate for a spice freighter in an episode of The Clone Wars, though. Heard something about it.

[thepariahed]

Don't tell Luke about the Vader thing? People better refrain from telling Ani about the Vader thing. That... that would not go over well :|

[notyourlight]

yousa gonna die!

[thepariahed]

.... Why such dark words, my little namesake?? Grandpa luvs u!

[notyourlight]

There's a reason Hitler didn't have children Mister Vader B|

[thepariahed]

Ouch.

And that's Grandpa Vader to you, young man.

[initformoney]

DADDY-IN-LAW!

[thepariahed]

SON-IN-LAW!'

Get away from my daughter, you ruffian

[initformoney]

hey he may be a ruffian but at least he's not an EVIL SITH LORD TERRORIZING THE GALAXY come on man.

[thepariahed]

I COULD FREEZE YOU IN CARBONITE FOR SUCH TALK!

[tippedthescales]

Hubbyyyyyyyy! Please don't Force choke me, I've been good, I promise!

[thepariahed]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Just don't let me catch you chillin' with Obi-Wan and I'm sure you'll be fine!