solicit, you so craaaazy

And when your fears subside
And shadows still remain
I know that you can love me
When there's no one left to blame
So never mind the darkness
We still can find a way

'Cause nothin' lasts forever
Even cold November rain

was Rosie O'Donnell's marriage annulled?

Just because there’s a line between you and your reality doesn’t mean there’s a space….

mme jupe (11:07:28 PM): andrew luster is a dummy
mme jupe (11:07:32 PM): he had like a bajillion dollars
mme jupe (11:07:41 PM): he could have just paid those ladies for their time
mme jupe (11:07:46 PM): and that would have been the end of it

[only in retrospect did he realize the shine in her smiling eyes were tears]

do you think i'd get expelled for drinking a 40 of non alcoholic beer in class?

so some time in the last five years marilyn manson and jenna jameson were in a limo, and manson pulls out a bottle of random pills and says "watch this" and pops a crazy combination of colored pills into his face.

"life ain't nothin but bitches and money" - NWA

so my manager pulled me aside at work last night to tell me he was giving me a raise.
which is strange because i just got a raise two weeks ago, and he is a wretched jewish miser.
his wife also got me persian jewelry with farsi writing on the tag, that says the insane price on it. what the hell

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