Greetings from Hell

[bob_carp_god]

So I'm going to Kill-a-CON! SO AWSOME! I can't wait to make weapons. Six prong shurkiens; awsome.

I registered in this cave a couple feet east from the center of the world- my fourm burst into flames only a couple of times.

Your father must of been a 8'4 serpent of Koshi, because I can see in your 483 eyes.

Oh yeah, I got a job a rud-fuckers

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Radio Message to the City of Dis

[mad__pierrot]

Kill-a-Con, eh? So much for Megaplex . . . {; )

And three cheers for gainful employment.

Your father must of been a 8'4 serpent of Koshi, because I can see in your 483 eyes.

Actually, my father was a right surreal sea dragon from the coast of Ireland. He met my mother while on holiday just north of Cuba, and a while later there was me. Besides, I don't have 483 eyes, just two, and they're gray. ZEYRE SO PRETTI.

It's a fake! A fake

[bob_carp_god]

Yeah. Well- after being caught on fire, I'm determined to go and get a chiro and talk to a 16 ft viking and get a cool sword design.

Megaplex can still happen- since the price for Killa-Con was only my soul.

"It says I have blue eyes, but I desided to change and I want grey eyes"
"Fine, what ever. You two can talk now"
"Hi"
"Hello! I'm Gallstaff, sorcerer of light!"
"Then why did you have to attack the darkness?"
"hahahahha!"

The NSA Director

[mad__pierrot]

Sven left the fjord when he found a snake in his shoe. And are you aware that souls can come in packs of six? Very truly I say, that the wonders of this modern world will never cease to addle me!

"What the fuck is that?"
"Heh heh. This is a shotgun, Sol."
"It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!"
"So, I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?"
"You'll raise Hell, never mind pulses!"