Ten - Whatever's this?

[bob_fraser_snr]

Hello, my name is Bob Fraser. This minor issue with the network is certainly interesting, isn't it? I always enjoy meeting new people.

Comments

[amazonhomemaker]

Hello? Who is this?

Is this that internet dating thing Harry was doing?

[bob_fraser_snr]

I'm Bob Fraser.

I doubt it. It appears we have some crossed wires.

Who might you be?

[amazonhomemaker]

Sally Solomon. Who the hell are you?

[bob_fraser_snr]

I'm a Mountie.

[thevalerious]

I'm not sure meet is quite the right word.

[bob_fraser_snr]

Well, it's close enough. Certainly a
kind of meeting.

[thevalerious]

A passing acquaintance, I should hope. This is very unsettling.

[bob_fraser_snr]

Well, I doubt it will last very long. I am sorry for the inconvenience.

[notatdorsia]

Hello Bob, I'm Patrick. Say do you like Whitney Houston?

[bob_fraser_snr]

Hello, Patrick. I do, she has an excellent voice.

[once_commodore]

New people of the right sort, to be sure. You're not a pirate, are you, sir?

[bob_fraser_snr]

I'm a Mountie.

[once_commodore]

A Mountie? What sort of career is that? It doesn't sound a bit naval, and that is by far the best path to follow. The waves of the sea!

[bob_fraser_snr]

I am a Member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. We're not naval by any means, though I do know of a sergeant hoping to change that.

in french, because he's read you're canadian and is testing. :D

[453gof_flesh]

Robert, eh?

M. Clapet, at your service.

In need of employment, Robert?

in french

[bob_fraser_snr]

No, I'm a Mountie.

Re: in french

[453gof_flesh]

Then why do you have time to write here, hm? Are you sure?

Re: in french

[bob_fraser_snr]

I'm dead, son. Whatever employment you have in mind, is irrelevent because I'm dead and if I am not dead, then I'm still a Mountie.