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[bob_wonderllama]

In the city of Chicago, the denizens are been plagued by rain that refuses to come down from straight above, as they feel rain should. In response, they are constantly purchasing larger and larger umbrellas to shield themselves from this obvious mistake of nature. In highly concentrated areas of pedestrian movement, a sort-of ad hoc game of

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[savagesparrow]

I HATE the double-wide umbrella people. Because the fact of the matter is that they're ALWAYS really short, really skinny people, WHO HAVE NO NEED OF A SUPER-HUGE UMBRELLA!! Because these users are so short, inevitably the umbrella is at perfect level with my eyes, and I'm always scared someone's going to bump me and the umbrella spoke'll go right into my eye. If the world was ruled by me, double-wide umbrellas would only be allowed to the very large, or the very tall. It'd be a much better place! The WORST though is when its raining AND windy, so the double-wide umbrella people have to struggle to keep their umbrellas from folding backwards--its funny to watch, yes, because again, due to their users being short, skinny bitches the umbrella usually ends up carrying them off a few feet from wind resistance, but at the same time super-hazordous for those of us just trying to walk on the sidewalk. =\

I tend to go without an umbrella--my coat's waterproof, and usually I'm not outside for extended periods of time, so yeah, go coat! ^^