Michael was drinking milk from a cup. Only there was no milk in it. So I started chanting for him to keep drinking it. Then he fell down, exploded, and died. Then I whispered, "It worked!" I dunno why but it seemed really funny at the time ( Read more... )

I went to Robert Crown yesterday. The place where you learn about "human growth and developing." Or sex ed. Kinda. Only you don't learn about sex yet. The only thing I learned new to me was the direction babies face when they come out of....the mother. Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh ( Read more... )

NEW.....TEKKEN.....GAME....COMING.....OUT.....IN.....THE....WINTER......OMG!!!!! I'M GOING TO DIE.......

*cough cough*

Sorry.

Saturday I went to my friend's birthday party. And we saw Just Like Heaven. And then we went to her house and danced around like wild monkeys and played monkey in the middle with a wad of wrapping paper. And my other friend called and asked me to call her back and see if I could spend the night with her and my other friend. But I did not want ( Read more... )

Today is really Friday. But everyone was hypnotized by the Saturn people, so they think it is Thursday. I, unfortunatly, know the truth, but I must play along with them. So what we think shall be Friday shall really be Saturday. But it is alright, for everything shall return on the rights schedule on Tuesday ( Read more... )

I tried out for showstoppers. I messed up for a second at one part. :'( And then I stood outside in the cold (HA it is getting colder!!) with Kara Leslie and waited for her mom. God that girl makes me laugh. Then her mom drove me home. And she said "Oh, you don't need to tell me your name, you're Jessica Horvath!" and I was like "Yeah!!" So ( Read more... )

I made singers. Whoot whoot. I am an alto. And I am going to try out for showstoppers on Thursday with Kara. We learned the dance last night. It is to Lose Control. And I think the musical is going to be the Wizard of Oz, because I heard Ms. Vaccaro talking about it with a bunch of eighth grade girls who were extremely loud when I was ( Read more... )

Mr. Stallings showed us his hair in his desk. Yup, he still has it. And he showed us a picture of him with extremely long hair. And he told us the story of how years ago he was doing a dance for his son's third birthday and he was panting on the ground because his back hurt like some howling wolf. `Twas a hilarious thought.

Sooo.....I made two new friends at Eisenhower. Gabi.....something who lives in the same apartments, so she lives right around me, and Kara Leslie. I think you spell it Kara....ah well. And I am going to try out for singers and showstoppers. And today I saw Kill Bill for the first time. Yeah. Annnnnnd I got new socks. They are awesome. My ( Read more... )

Yesterday was the first day of school. (DUN DUN DUN!!!!) It was weird, because we only got about 20 minutes in each class. First was drama with Mr. Stallings, which was the only interesting class. And he has an awesome classroom. Then was math, but Mrs. Steffgen just told us how our schedules work, but I already knew, so it was quite boring. ( Read more... )