i really dont mind being perpetually single, its kind of fun i guess. but every once in awhile i start to reek of that "oh god im still freaking single" losery-ness that has me flirting with every guy in sight. for example, i made an ass of myself really awkwardly hitting on an executive manager at work. im sure it was pretty pathetic to watch, in ( Read more... )

sam, stop reading my livejournal. or at least telling me you do.(j/k)

last night was kind of weird. i met some guys...and then one of them got hit by a car. i felt really bad because i called in to work an hour before i was supposed to be there. and the graveyard at that so i dont know who got screwed taking my shift ( Read more... )

hmm, if youre going to post private entries perhaps you shouldnt leave the window open.

lenis twist (8:24:42 PM): youre right. sun city girls sucks so bad im at a loss to even find some funny shit to say about it. it just-plain-fucking-sucks ( Read more... )

so gabe and i were talking about pubes the other day. and i was telling him about how i went thru a phase where i was only attracted to guys with red hair and freckles. and then i realized that red pubes really freak me out. its really immature, but i guess it actually doesnt matter because im not on my quest to bang every guy with red hair ( Read more... )

goddamnit. i really cant even express how much it pisses me off that it is so ridiculously difficult to get insured in this country. every company has a different mysterious plan and set of regulations by which one must abide. and of course the human resources department is closed so i cant find out when the next open enrollment is. im [-] close to ( Read more... )

okay, i just had a freaky dream about zombies. but in my dream, the few of us survived made a point to try and find a safe place-which we figured was the airport. i think this makes sense, what with the in air flights presumably unaffected by the zombie virus. i would think that the government (if there were any left) would try to secure airports ( Read more... )

geez, this was one of those days where everything goes wrong. but i guess i'll just give the highest of the highlights. 1)g-unit drunk and wrestling in the tea court. 2)having a rather unfourtunate looking woman sit and stare me down for an hour because her room wasnt ready. there was some other stuff about being oversold and the complete lack of ( Read more... )

oh, ive really got to stop grocery shopping after my overnight shifts. last time i did i came home with cheese, butter (im lactose intolerant), and pistachio gelatto (which i dont like). and today i cam home with $30 worth of flowers and vodka. and cinnamon sticks.