beer=alcohol=can help you drown your sorrows eyeliner=makes some girls look prettier=raises their self-esteem hugh grant=charming to everyone but courtenay la senza girl= yeah that's just wrong furry boots=makes your legs look less hairy by comparison=means you don't have to shave your legs as often dog sweatervests=much more in vogue than dog sweatshirts=stylish tortured puppies screamo can be good in very small quantities... and done by people besides alexisonfire. head=sexual pleasure without the risk of getting pregnant=saves money on condoms and the pill=more money for lip chap caps with really straight brims=people like these? bruce willis movies=you have to be a guy. try having a beer and getting some good head and then watching the fifth element and then tell me what you think. romance novels=same logic as "head" toenail painting=its cute alright House=I am never talking to you again. ever.
I disagree with beer... beer brings me and my people close together. And being male, I feel it is my right to disagree with head. Other then that, I feel you should improve the list and base a new society around the teachings.
I don't get most of the stuff you're talking about, practically all the stuff, but c'mon! The Fifth Element was awesome! I won't speak about any more Bruce Willis than that, but The Fifth Element, man! Seriously!
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I wear eyeliner in ridiculous amounts. I think it's glamorous.
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eyeliner=makes some girls look prettier=raises their self-esteem
hugh grant=charming to everyone but courtenay
la senza girl= yeah that's just wrong
furry boots=makes your legs look less hairy by comparison=means you don't have to shave your legs as often
dog sweatervests=much more in vogue than dog sweatshirts=stylish tortured puppies
screamo can be good in very small quantities... and done by people besides alexisonfire.
head=sexual pleasure without the risk of getting pregnant=saves money on condoms and the pill=more money for lip chap
caps with really straight brims=people like these?
bruce willis movies=you have to be a guy. try having a beer and getting some good head and then watching the fifth element and then tell me what you think.
romance novels=same logic as "head"
toenail painting=its cute alright
House=I am never talking to you again. ever.
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And being male, I feel it is my right to disagree with head.
Other then that, I feel you should improve the list and base a new society around the teachings.
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