Doan Wells.

[bobjovi]

I meant to tell you guys this story a long time ago because to me, it is funny

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[st_sardonicist]

Dood! Your grandmother almost got felt up my Mary Ann!

(Too funny, if you've read the comments to my last post, that is.)

[bobjovi]

And they're so perky!

[st_sardonicist]

What could be better than female extraterrestrial?

Re: That is awesome.

[bobjovi]

I don't have as many things to say that aren't, "hey, look at my babies," especially since I'm not in the classroom anymore. So, I have to rely on an 84 year-old woman for material.

[bobjovi]

No way. I guess I should think about my own reaction when you guys post about Ella (which is something along the lines of, "hurray for baby Ella posts!")

Keep them coming.

[sub_musashi]

I'm torn between ecstasy at the thought of Mary Ann naked and horror at a near-lesbian encounter involving a grandmother.

[bobjovi]

I know! I have to remind myself that his grandmother was also quite attractive, and that she was only a mom then, as opposed to a great-grandmother, but it's still weird.

[westerneyes]

I still can't get over the fact that women were once so into J.C. Pennis. My grandma still swears by them too. She even says "Sears and Roebuck's."

[bobjovi]

My memaw has this thing when she buys me stuff from Pennis where she'll show me the label.

"See, this is a (dramatically)White Stag cardigan. Their stuff will last you a lifetime."

Nevermind the fact that it isn't fashionable when she bought it, much less a lifetime later.

[st_sardonicist]

You laugh, but Stafford shirts are built (sewn, actually, I guess) for the long haul.