Sign on the way home from work:

(Insert name of school here): Where every kid does good!

I don't know where to begin with that. Granted, it's (thankfully) not in front of the school itself, but geez.

Heh. Works, I guess.

How to make a bobkitty
Ingredients:

5 parts intelligence

1 part courage

3 parts instinct
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

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Heh.

A very, very happy birthday to Miss Raaaaachaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr. Hope your day is full of good surprises.

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And for a little levity.. who knew you could grow kitties in pots? :D

I just had the pleasure of explaining to my 62yo mother exactly what a jackrabbit was.

Oy.

I got my second-ever Nigerian Bank Scam. Go, me. Normally I'm really, really good about identifying spam and deleting it without opening. But this time around the poor first daughter of the ex military/ex president, whose father/mother including every members of our family was murdered by the unknown ( Read more... )

I need to be more selective about pre-bedtime activities. Last night the between-nightmares entertainment was a Most Bizzare Dream that involved KatieNoc and I playing dress-up in medieval-princess-type clothing while waiting to audition for Fiddler on the Roof.

Of course now I can't get "Matchmaker" out of my head. ::grumble::