Decision, decisions.

[bobmage]

I have received an invitation to join the "Republican Senatorial Inner Circle", said invitation containing the libelous assertion that I am Republican.

So, to avenge this insult, what should I mail back to them using the postage-paid envelope?

Comments

[louiseroho]

You should join and infiltrate from within.

[bobmage]

Not when dues are $1K.

[banjoplayinnerd]

Whatever you do, remove your address from the envelope before you send it. Otherwise you'll get more of this.

Do you have a fireplace? I can think of one good use for Republican political donation solicitations.

[chaotic_nipple]

Porn. _Animal_ porn.

[travelingtim]

I agree with Louise, go and join them, and just remember if you ever start to believe in them I will not have to kill you as you will already be dead.