i hope i enjoy studying at temple university; i'll probably come home every weekend to do more traappin.
dillon and i are masterminding a mobile-fight club, but don't tell anyone.

high school is the best thing that ever happened to me. those who disagree are lame and need to utilize its full potential. (ie join a gang, beat up nerds, become friends with that handsome son of a gun, sean youngman,)

i do not have much to say except...

chris, matt, and i are the luckiest ducks this side of the prime meridian;

i cannot wait til the arrival of summertime;

chris is one deadly poker player (deadlier than the sunset robot death squad);

hot hot heat is the shat!

this weekend i:
-saw five pairs of boobs
-saw five or six jack daniels (alec's being the mightiest)
-rocked out like a mothersexin rolling stone
-saw five pairs of boobs
-slept for 4 hours

well it's been a crazy week. thank God kenny and jim are okay. went to jared's last night and whatnot.
here's a pictures of the baddest motherlovers this side of the susquehanna river.

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sean michael youngman, i drew a picture that i hope will make you feel better.


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bonjour, i got a new computer and it's pretty bitchen so the bottom line is that i might be updating more often. first off, we need to find a way to get nikki of out germany. probably a violent strikeforce organized of the most violent ruffians would do the job. additionally, germany now tops my list of "things i dislike most" right above spandex, ( Read more... )

it's snowing pretty fierce right now. my dream is to go on safari and hunt one of every animal known to man including man. instead of using a gun i want to attach a harpoon to hte front of my car.

be sure to see the life aquatic. it is a damn delight.