I love my kid already and I love feeling her move, but damn am I ready to have my body back to myself. Since she's ready to pop soon, her squirming isn't just cute, it kinda stops me from doing whatever I'm doing. It doesn't hurt or anything but it's just...how do I describe it? It really is just like having an alien moving around in your guts ( Read more... )

I don't know why I keep going to thebump.com for baby info. Most of the time it's just annoying moms posting shit about how they're so much better than everyone because they ONLY breastfeed, use cloth diapers, or didn't have any pain meds while giving birth. They even have little stickers, or whatever you call them, on their profiles/signatures ( Read more... )

You know what's really frustrating? When you're having a conversation with someone and they totally stop paying attention somewhere during it because they can't seem to stop fucking around on their computer. It's even more frustrating when THEY are the one talking, but still stop mid-sentence because they are doing whatever online ( Read more... )

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Oh my god, my cousin just told me she IS having baby shower games. Bingo was brought up as well as some game that involves wrapping string around my belly. And that my mom is planning a cooking frenzy ( Read more... )

One of the many things I adore about my husband is, before I got pregnant, when we'd get a little lovey dovey and if I didn't feel like having sex because I was on my period, he'd say this:

"I got towels!"


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I never really knew anyone who was pregnant till I was in my mid 20's. She was kind enough to let me feel her belly but I never felt either of her twins kick. A year or so ago a co-worker let me feel her very pregnant belly but, again, no movement. I'd always been curious, but hadn't had any luck ( Read more... )

I am a fucking posting machine today, wow ( Read more... )

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