the British were well aware that we crossed the Delaware

[bodylessarm]

I saw a piece of cardboard in the road the other day and I could have sworn that it was an eight inch tall penguin. But it wasn't. If it had been it would now live in my home. I don't care about the wants or needs of birds. Only me

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[roscoep_butters]

Lightning bolt civil war general. You'd look like god.
you should seriously consider the possibility that the current God was once a mortal being who had the audacity to combine such haircuts. Leave behind these pale mortal trappings, and ascending into complete fucking awesomeness

[theoneartichoke]

i say, ether stick with what you got, or try the wolverine. (it should be noted that i've been forbidden from viewing the civil war general)

and i think boxers are the best way to go.