I wish that I had
all that
beauty inside of me.
Or, alternately,
that I knew how to get it out.

National Geographic offers an endowment for emerging documentary filmmakers, but only if they're part of an indigenous people ( Read more... )

Insects seem to be attracted to light sources ( Read more... )

The best way to spread your seed, as it were, is (without contention) boning. I would like to state for the record that the penultimate in greatness on the seed-spreading docket is fruit. If you can simultaneously get your offspring into the world and provide me with delicious fruit, you come in second. Thank you ( Read more... )

You know that a man is in a seriously unfortunate predicament when his situation is that his balls are his least favorite part of his anatomy.

How come asian people automatically know martial arts? I'm so jealous ( Read more... )

I apologize if anyone likes to read my livejournal.
I think it's dying.

I've been without computer access for a while.

I also have plans to make this thing obsolete.

But you all know me and my plans.

Anyway, I'm in NH for a week or two.
If other people are too, we should hang out.

I guess maybe some of you know about this already, but 2dm has a blog now. You should probably go check it out. And join it. And write in it.

Trust me, we only want you inside us because we love you.

Touch here.

Hey.
I just skimmed stuff.

I haven't read anything on here in a long time.

I've been in NYC and Virgina and North Carolina and now I'm back in NYC.
I'm looking for jobs and places to live.
I'm lonely.

I sort of hate the city.

I may go back to NH and try to write a book. Just because.

I'll try to check here more frequently.

I am fading into (near) silence.

Probably none of you will hear from me for a while.