when people get all serious about blindness, and people that are deaf, and mute people, its kind of annoying. i know its sad, but do people every look at the good things? some really funny things can come out of it. like Hellen Keller. enough said on that. and what about daredevil? hes blind and he is a super hero. then again he is a fag, so i ( Read more... )

you know, im tiered of fat people complaining their fat, especially when they go to mc donalds for breakfast, lunch, dinner, mid day snack, mid afternoon snack, pre meal snacks, post meal snacks, and bed time snacks. what do they expect? so then they get the smart idea, "Hey, im fat, why not sue them to make alot of money to go eat my sorrows away ( Read more... )

i just had a seriously serious thought. we should do somthing about all these people in prison. so i got to thinking and what about gladiating?! we can throw all the people in prisons in a gladiting arena, and the winner gets to live in the jail some more. not only could we show it on tv, but we could make money off it in japanesse pubs where they ( Read more... )

i just took my first hour shower! i feel so grown up! except 1/4 of the shower was trying to get the water just right. its kind of like Resident Evil, and that mantion i always wanted. first i had to turn the shower on, but i only got really fucking hot water ( Read more... )

so i got board, and tried to make a dildo with a condom, a fridge, and some water, hasnt worked yet. the fridge got really warm and the pizza in it started smelling really bad. but come on, an ice dildo! who wouldnt want one?! sure it would be really cold, and start to melt while you were using it...but at least there wouldnt be anything to hide ( Read more... )

ok, so last night shane came up to see me, and we decided to get some food. so i walked into my sweet room and the suite mate was talking to a girl and standing really ackwardly around...well i thought they were having a bad conversation...so anyway, went back to get the water for me and shane a little bit later. i opend the door to give them some ( Read more... )

gah, i hate getting up then having to wait for class to start. grrr.....anyway, i miss everyone back at home, i need to find some money and head up and see you guys. its been to long. oh, and i just remembered my dream sitting here, i was sword training with pretzal sticks, and when we went to kill people in this hunting group, they and bow and ( Read more... )

so right now, im in my underwear, surrounded by 1,000's of boobies! ok, well the truth of it is im about to go to sleep on peachs floor, still you thought i was making this up didnt ya?! so ha! i win....im gonna go lay down now....oh, and if someone can anwser this for me? alex, im leaning your way...the red spandex thing that superman wears around ( Read more... )

so i was going to the bathroom and i came up with some great ideas ( Read more... )

im watching simple life...my life is meaningless...