Well, Barge. It's been fun. [No. No it has not.] It's about time I head on my way. You know, feed that traveling itch. Get the hell away from this particular brand of insanity. I'd rather take a Nostrovite right now. Another go with Aboddon would be better.Someone get an eye on Vidal; he's got a case of homophobia like I haven't seen since World ( Read more... )

Well that was fun. [Note that he doesn't sound like he's been having fun at all.] Nothing like a few teenage hormones to give us all a weekend off, huh?

[Private to Armand]

Did Vidal hurt you? Are you okay? I didn't see you during the flood.

Ladies, gentlemen, I feel like it's introduction time. My name is Jack Harkness. Some of you old timers may remember that epic capture the flag game a few years ago that earned me the nickname Captain - newbies, feel free to use it. It doesn't matter that you weren't there to see me in all my glory; I'm sure you'll see it this summer soon enough ( Read more... )

All right, I think it's been long enough.

Captain Sergei Vidal! Hi. I'm Captain Jack Harkness. Pleasure to meet you, really. I'm thinking we should talk.

[Private to Vampire Armand]

If you ever touch St. Just again, I will make what you've done in the past two days look like child's play, do you understand me?

Couldn't wait a couple days so I don't have to

Admiral, bring the Master back. Better be the last time I have to

So. Something weird's going on with the journals.

[This is his I'm okay guys but not really post. :|]

[Private to the Admiral]

You need to split us up. It's not funny, it was never funny. I want a new inmate, and if he's ever going to graduate, he needs a new warden. Split us up.

All right, that's it.

The Master's still in Zero as far as I know. I don't I'm not dealing with kids. If someone else wants to change his diaper, go for it. Just leave me out of it.

Someone get down here before I kill him again.

I'm running out of bullets.

(((Backdated to after this log. Jack's been killing the Master. A lot. BOY IS LOSING IT.)))