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[boeshane_boy]

Ladies, gentlemen, I feel like it's introduction time. My name is Jack Harkness. Some of you old timers may remember that epic capture the flag game a few years ago that earned me the nickname Captain - newbies, feel free to use it. It doesn't matter that you weren't there to see me in all my glory; I'm sure you'll see it this summer soon enough

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[actuallyagolem]

Captain, huh? Do you play ball, Captain?

[boeshane_boy]

I play all kinds of ball.

[actuallyagolem]

Baseball, duh. It's not camp without a game of ball.

I hope, anyway. Last year I went to this lame-ass camp that only did arts and crafts and canoeing.

[boeshane_boy]

Oh, yeah, we've got a diamond. I think I've got a mitt around here somewhere; no doubt we can get a bunch of people together for a game.

[preachyrose]

Now, Jack. Are you bothering the newcomers again?

[boeshane_boy]

Oh, you know me Rose, I never bother anyone for long.

[preachyrose]

What a shame.

[boeshane_boy]

Unless they like being bothered.

[willkissawookie]

You're the captain of a sinking ship, give it up Jack.

[boeshane_boy]

Hey, I don't see you with a ship.

[willkissawookie]

You've never seen me in a canoe then.

[boeshane_boy]

That's a paddle boat, not a ship.

[charmedandperky]

[You're cute! Confidence, Piper! Remember what Prue told you!] Ok, so... [Question, girl, question!] Where are all the great restaurants around here? [Oh. Great. Time to die in a corner.]

[boeshane_boy]

[Well that's just adorable. And Jack believes in encouragement.] There's a great ice cream stand right past the camp; you probably passed it on your way in. Sometimes counselors will take their bunks.

But if you mean a restaurant restaurant, we could always sneak out, and I could show you the town.

[charmedandperky]

You could? [this is highly suspicious. How did that work?] I've always wanted to be a chef. Like a real one without that seriously fake French accent that's clearly meant as some kind of defence mechanism.

[boeshane_boy]

Chef's pretty crazy, but the accent is kind of hilarious, at least. There's a nice Italian place, a mile or so outside of camp. You could with walking?

[you_run_i_chase]

Well hello Captain.

[boeshane_boy]

Hello, gorgeous. Who might you be?

[you_run_i_chase]

I'm Missy. I'm new.

[boeshane_boy]

And I love newbies. How're you liking it, Missy?