[Addressed to all military personnel.]

The people from that ship are not to have anything to do with our home, and to that end, I'm ordering a wall be built to keep them out. It will be finished by morning; I don't care if you have to use rubble or dirt, but it will hold ( Read more... )

[Jack has been drinking. Blame Martha, she gave him the booze. It's a wonder he has enough to get this drunk right now. Another few shots and he may have some serious alcohol poisoning going on. It's been a bad night and what pretending he's done has taken its toll. But a thought has occurred to him, and its giving him a little joy. He would like ( Read more... )

Strip twister. The twentieth. No danger of flying balls. Well - not the rubber kind. Anyone interested, stop by my room. Level three, room fifteen. I think everyone could use the lift after that mess in the dining hall ( Read more... )

[Private to the Master]

I could put this off longer, but I'd rather get it over with. Time to talk with your new warden.

Well. It was fun while it lasted. Kind of nice, being so aware of your breasts and hips. C'est la vie, right?

Now then. Who's still interested in strip dodgeball/poker?

[Private to Spike]

Are we still not talking about that amazing thing we're not talking about? Just wanna be clear on details. Like 'never.'

[Private to Angelica Sexby]

We haven't met, ma'am, but I promised Armand I'd ask if he could borrow some of your clothes, while this flood continues. He's uncomfortable, and I think getting him in clothes that fit will help him relax.

[Private to 11-12]

Hey. I hear you're in the infirmary. How you holding up?

I'm starting to thing the Admiral works on a give take basis. He throws Davros aboard, but we get this almost immediately after ( Read more... )

[Private to Tosh and Owen]

Stay away from Davros. I don't care if it sounds like an order, you stay away from him.

You all just had a port, which was apparently a chance to stretch your legs and be horrified. But my legs are getting cramped, so I have a proposition for you, bargemates. Strip poker.

Or, for the truly daring, strip dodge ball. I'm sure the gym could meet our requirements.

Takers?

This could be worse.

It's bound to be better than the last bar I was at, anyway - speaking of, stay away from the Gliese system, kids. They aren't very friendly there. I've had better service in the Silver Devastation; and the hypervodka was watered down. Huge disappointment ( Read more... )