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bof_comic

BoF #119

Sep 21, 2008 23:50

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spooky_nine September 22 2008, 04:57:31 UTC

My friend's pool is disgusting. If hasn't been cleaned in 2 years. It's so bad that the entire thing is swamp colored and viscous. We're positive that if any human DNA got into the pool an evil clone would arise and kill us all in our sleep. So we made up a secret phrase to guarantee that we weren't even pool monster clones. it's "mayonnaise-covered banana gloves".

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spooky_nine September 22 2008, 07:07:26 UTC

Maybe this was all a ploy to draw the evil clone monsters out into the open so that we can hack off their heads and set fire to the bodies.

bof_comic September 22 2008, 13:05:17 UTC

Maybe she is lying about the real code phrase so that the clones DO say "mayonnaise-covered banana gloves" and therefore expose themselves.

-j-

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vitaebella September 22 2008, 05:59:24 UTC

hahaha! Fantastic. Zombie-apocalypse plans are an absolute must. I have about 12 plans myself. And I'm always adding to that. You can never be too prepared.

bof_comic September 22 2008, 13:08:24 UTC

You have to have the type of friends that you can trust no mater what, and that really really care about you, but also that you can have a conversation like this with.

You: "So John, if I ever turn into a zombie . . ."
John (Without hesitation):"Yeah, don't worry, I'd shoot you in the head."
You: "Wheeew. Ok, Thanks."

-j-

foxhack October 2 2008, 05:36:34 UTC

Sorry for the late reply - one of the benefits that come with living here is that zombies wouldn't last a day. We have 100+degree days; zombies would rot and stiffen up before they could reach anyone.