Random meme, overly used...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I donated bone marrow to dalpima in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In May I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Thursday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In June I gave beeblebear a kidney (1000 points). In March tesseract_5 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1629 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
bogadalas
A Pony!! yay?...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole geoffbrady's purse (30 points). Last Sunday I put money in cthulhu_calling's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I stole kayfin's purse (-30 points). Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-762 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
bogadalas
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I bought porn for mistress_fran (10 points). In May I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I punched beeblebear in the arm (-10 points). In February I pulled over and changed an_eagles_wings's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-691 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
bogadalas
A dictator again...maybe there's a pattern?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to beeblebear in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In September I helped wychboy across the street (6 points). In July I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I broke kayfin's X-Box (-12 points). In January I stole emilydongray's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (964 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
bogadalas
At least I'll make benevolant dictator.
I should stop this...
I'll stop gambling and stick with the pony, lego set, moldy sandwich and lump of coal. Not bad a haul.