Ye Olde Time Live Journal

[bogartsrevenge]

Hey, this is my sweet ass journal, you best check it regularly. I promise deep, personal introspection, and things which will ensure I never become president.

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I'd suck Bill Clinton's dick

[bogartsrevenge]

Oh my god.... I, somehow or another, came upon the most glorious item which I have ever had the privelidge of coming upon. This item is a poster, it is affixed to the wall of my dorm room. It is the following. You know those photomosaic things? where they take a ton of little pictures and use them to make one big picture? Well I have a photomosaic the great Willian Jefferson Clinton make entirely of porn from Penthouse. Its seriously the greatest thing ever. And I masturbate to it every day, but not to the porn, just to Clinton. Damn, that was a good 8 years.

Re: inside jokes galore

[bogartsrevenge]

Oh and about my dad, he's been president of his company for like 5 days and he's already fired 3 people, all wetbacks.

Re: inside jokes galore

[mlog25]

nahahahahah, nutella will or will not besome sort of currency unit