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[bognas_twin]

so today at work, a customer offered to pay me 100 bucks to have sex with him. Initially he asked, "Will you sign my birthday card for some cash?" It took me a second to catch on, but then he pulled out the money and winked. I graciously declined. I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or flattered...heh.

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[lizardinthezoo]

I don't get it...
birthday card? yiiikes

[anonymous]

That's cause you're so hhhhhawt.