Jim Evers: If you just sign these papers...
Wife and husband: Let us buy you a drink! To celebrate!
Jim Evers: Actually, I really have to get home to my wife. It's our anniversary.
Wife and husband: (singing) Happy aniversary, happy anniversary, happy anniversary... haaaaaaaaappy aniversary!
Jim Evers: JUST SIGN THE DAMN PAPERS!Another
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