Comments | bohatnik: YAWN

bohatnik

YAWN

Jun 18, 2003 23:18

Today I woke up bright and early at the crack of noon and hit the snooze button until about 3, then went to work, found out I didn't have to work, walked over to Erin's and finally got my car out of in front of her house. Then I got it stuck in the Target parking lot so I had Ben take me to Taco Bell then take me home. Once we were home, ( Read more... )

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anonymous June 19 2003, 01:44:50 UTC

I like to sit and watch everyone talk in chatrooms. No one ever talks to me. Probably becaue they think Im some sort of foreigner with the screen name I have. Nevertheless, I am a complete and total loser.

-Sadie

You aren't a loser. bohatnik June 20 2003, 02:01:07 UTC

Elvis was a loser.

Open season! ktedid1684 June 19 2003, 08:42:10 UTC

yeah, why should't we be able to take them out for the hell of the sport, right? They seem to have thought it was cool to do to other people.

OH, and I'm pretty envious of your noon hour wake up...:-/...

Okay, back to work...Have a good day!

~Kate

Curli Loxx anonymous June 19 2003, 22:15:53 UTC

I'm impatient when I'm shopping in the grocery store. I go in and I want to get right out. I want to get my bag of doritos and be in and out in five minutes. Once I bought a rose. One single rose and i waited in line for 30 minutes! No Joke. So my plan, really, is a cattle prod. I think you should be able to take your own prod into the grocery store and brand slow people who get in your way. You know those people who plod along like dum de dum de dum I have nothign else to do today. Job one for you today would be to get the hell outta the way you are blocking the doritos and my tv show is gonna be on in five minutes. Move your ass! Then you prod them and they jump, you grab the doritios and prod the dumbass in front of you with all food stamps who is paying for her entire party. She's throwing the major fourth of July celebration and bickering with the cashier about why beer isn't food stampable. This fight could take a long time! (Jabs the bitch with her cattle prod. See now isnt that handy?) Now, mind you, I have no ( ... )

Re: Curli Loxx bohatnik June 20 2003, 02:04:09 UTC

The cattle prod is a good idea, but why not just a red-hot fire poker? We could use it on the Klan members, too. I'd just like to hear them chanting "White power, white p-OWWWWWW!"