-Does anyone actually like the end of Pretty in Pink??? Anyone? Does anyone truly leap up with joy when that trollop Molly Ringwald forsakes her adorable and quirky
for a smug and trembling-lipped Andrew McCarthy? I ask you. Because I can't, for the life of me, watch the last ten minutes of that movie without being CONSUMED BY WRATH.
-More sessions of Congress should be conducted in the nude.
-Er...I forgot what I was actually going to say. Blast it. Blast you all.