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[bohemiak]

well, guess what folks. i'm currently sitting in the uw-hospital surgical area on this computer, adorned in a hospital gown, attached to a huge IV tree through my hand, with a great bloody gash in my neck and multiple stitches. i'm not going to go into details now, but i just wanted to let you all know that i'll be here for at least one more night

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[annie_bea]

woah, you're out of bed! rock! congradulations and what not. i tried calling, but i can't make long distance calls from my desk at work. *asshats, grrr* glad you seem to be feeling better, you're probably on darvoset and that makes me extremely jealous. that shit is awesome! it's like, the strongest narcotic painkiller avaiable, it even puts heroin to shame from what i've heard. (i haven't had the opportunity to try any yet) sorry it's making you sick, though, that's gotta suck. did they let you keep your thyroid? if so, can i have a piece? i want to feed it to the kitties. hehe.

[bohemiak]

haha. thanks! yeah, i was on darvoset. i'm sorry, i wish i could've enjoyed it, but again, narcotics + katie = bad things. i would've given you my IV if i could've! hehe.

haha, they unfortunately didn't let me keep the thyroid. i think they'll save it and marvel at the size and study it in class. so, wherever it is, i hope it has a good life outside my body. :) if i had been able to keep it, i would've definitely fed it to your kitties, though.

[anonymous]

Did you get them to put it in a jar with some saline in it for you?

"It's MY body; let ME do what I WANT with it!!"
I think it'd be an awesome conversation piece.. and, like you said before, the best pickup line, ever.

"Hey, wanna come back to my place and see my goiter?"

[dimsun]

Oops.
That's what happens when am neither logged-in or paying attention.

[bohemiak]

haha. i wish they had.

i know, damn, that pickup line would've kicked so much ass. ah, well, my franken-neck scar will open up a lot of opportunities for new and unusual pickup lines, i suppose. hehe.