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bohemian_lover

Weather Report: Shitty McRainsACrapOfALot

Mar 02, 2007 17:10

So I pretty much accomplished the world today. Fuck. Yeah. I got up at 9, did some shit that wasn't important until about... 1? 1:30? Who cares... anyway, got my ass up showered, did my makeup (being delicate with my left eye because I got some shitty ass stye, and it looks like I got beat up last week -- bet you all want to do my sexy ass right ( Read more... )

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joss80 March 3 2007, 06:08:38 UTC

Sounds like your day was about as productive as mine, although it was my day off (so technically I was supposed to do as little as possible).

And I see you've also been memorizing those wonderful facts and quotes on Ch2. I mean, come on people, at least add some new stuff every once in a while! Blue whales make friggng loud noises and Emily Bronte thinks her soul and his (whoever he was) are the same, and you can brighten up your lip colour in an emergency by using Smarties!?!? My favourite is the quote about "If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."

Sorry you had a non-Dita day, the stye sounds nasty. Hope it gets better soon!

bohemian_lover March 4 2007, 02:36:12 UTC

Yeah, I check back every once in a while to see if there are any new ones, and there generally isn't. Although the one that said "Elephants purr like kittens" was really neat!

Could you just imagine?! Petting an elephant, and then all of a sudden it tries to crawl into your lap like a kitten, and flip on it's stomach or something, purring like a cat in heat! FANTASTIC!

stripedpetunia March 3 2007, 06:38:24 UTC

Ugh, fuck you. I want a goddamn status card. WHY CAN'T I DRAIN VALUABLE PUBLIC RESOURCES. It's not fair.

bohemian_lover March 3 2007, 10:39:42 UTC

Well, as with anything with little to no downside, there are... shall we say, stipulations.

I can't buy anything tax free unless I'm on a reserve. As there are never any reserves within my immediate reach, I don't take advantage of this perk very often. I have this card merely for proof of my "heritage", so I can get my medical on.

stripedpetunia March 3 2007, 21:34:38 UTC

It also proves you're a minority. I probably could have actually gotten SCHOLARSHIPS with one of those bastards. Curse my thoroughly western European heritage!

bohemian_lover March 4 2007, 02:34:07 UTC

Hey, without Europeans, my culture wouldn't be drunk! It's a win-win situation!

FIRE-WATER, FTW!