The Bottom 5 Movies of 2009

[bohemian_taco]

Maybe I'm not as critical as I used to be... or maybe I just didn't see as much crap in theaters this year, but I wouldn't really call any of the movies in my bottom 5 completely and utterly abysmal. They all have their selling points, it just happens that the bad qualities outweigh the good ones. Some of them were just disappointing compared to

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[banquo]

I never saw 1, 2, 4 or half of 5, but I tend to agree about Night at the Museum. It had four or five absolutely hilarious parts, and the rest was forgettable nonsense. I will say that I totally enjoyed the surprising aspect of the art in the museum, that you could step into the paintings and interact with the characters or use them to effect like when he tossed the water from the storm painting onto the octopus. I'd love to see a movie based around the idea of living paintings, though it'd have to be rather inventive to make it more than mere gimmickry.

And come on 2012 was awesome! Awesomely bad mind you, but awesome. I loved every cringe inducing, laugh to the point of tears, crazed and non-sensical moment of it. And you did too!

[bohemian_taco]

Perhaps you didn't read my review to the very end. And I quote: "Liking something ironically does not a good movie make." :)

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