How do you protect yourself from a man with 2 dildos?

[bohemianrain]

Double whammy (no pun intended and contains partial nudity...):

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2nd best line: "That is such a Samantha thing to say

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[forkstab]

And I don't have to wait 7 months to see it! Yay.

RUDE. Bitch.