Marry, Shag, Cliff Meme
1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
hikethekilt gave me two sets! Simon Pegg, Angelina Jolie, and Neil Gaiman + The Joker, Faye Valentine, and Murdoc Niccals.
Real people: Simon Pegg, Angelina Jolie, Neil Gaiman.
Right, well, straightaway I will have to shove Miss Jolie off the old cliff there. I know she's quite beautiful and all but--
Ohh no, don't you go giving me those come hither glances, Miss Jolie. I've cliffed you, and that's that. She's lovely, but I'm afraid she's just not for me.
Now comes a difficult bit. Simon and Neil are both lovely men, I would delight in shagging or marrying either one of them. But in the end, I'd shag Pegg
Yay!
especially if he could get his mmmmstrapping young friend Nick Frost to join us. It shouldn't be too difficult
Very good, boys.
Which leaves Neil Gaiman for me to marry. Which, undoubtedly, would be kind of amazing. I like to imagine we'd hole up in strange places writing (and sexing) for days on end; upon emerging, we scavenge some feast of exotic takeout, and then slouch black clad into nearby comic shops, bookstores, and libraries to lay waste/otherwise pillage.
I don't think so, young lady.
Fictional People: Teh Joker, Faye Valentine, Murdoc.
I'd have to cliff The Joker. Sorry boo, our love affair was heady and wonderful, but such feelings have since faded.
No hard feelings.
Definitely shagging Faye because, well, look at that
Dayum.
Marrying Murdoc may not be the wisest choice, given his tendencies to, as they say, chase tail, but hey, he's getting older. Maybe he'll want to settle down...?
Not a chance.
Who am I kidding? Our marriage would consist of shouting matches and weird sexcapades and drunken satanic rituals with the occasional musical interlude. But it would be very entertaining.
Anyone else want to play? Let me know if you want all dudes/all ladies/mixed bag :)