camp western is over until forever :(

im bored. today i rollerbladed, played soccer, and hit golf balls all alone.

yeah im too good for oprah. that would be a cool story to tell in the afterlife too.

"so where were you at the end of time?"
"i was with oprah. she thought i was god so i killed myself."
"thats cool"

ALL FROM RJ IN THE SPAN OF ABOUT 1 MINUTE ( Read more... )

this post marks my 20th update since being at WMU ( Read more... )

raquel is new orleans, i miss her ( Read more... )

i never remember dreams, and i finally remembered one so i figured id let everyone know about it ( Read more... )

noble (referring to wings): these dont have enough sauce....will you cum on them for me?

noble: (referring to wings): these wings are as plain as bethany snow

noble: (referring to movie 'Finding Nemo'): this movie has more flaws than ward's character

i did a lot of research for my speech on obesity. it's due thursday but i feel good about it ( Read more... )

ok so it might have slipped up a bit on the god aspect, but at least they nailed my future wife. how did they know??!!!

umm so yeah break is ROCKIN ( Read more... )