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Nov 30, 2005 03:16

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE ( Read more... )

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mm511 November 30 2005, 08:54:21 UTC
Remember that time when we went to see HARRY POTTER at the Fenway theater and then on our way home you ran me to the grocery store in Porter...

... and we didn't get lost on the way back?

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bokading November 30 2005, 15:07:09 UTC
ha ha ha... yeah that was a good time alright :-P

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sylvantales November 30 2005, 10:25:40 UTC
Well, I wasn't ever going to tell you that I was the one to head this... but here goes. You seemed so crushed at the loss of your nipples that I started writing multiple letters to every celebrity I could think of. Some people, Michelle Pfeiffer for example, never wrote back. Others like Cillian Murphy were sympathetic and offered money for the transference, but really wanted to keep their nipples for themselves. It was only when I got to Marilyn Manson that I finally got an affirmative answer. I hope you don't mind that I lied and said that you were his biggest fan... That's sorta why I had Nick and Katie get you drunk so you'd get "Marilyn, the Antichrist, is my New God" tattooed on your butt. Mason appreciated that, though I'm not entirely sure where the fluffy bunny came in. Was that your idea or one of the others'? I'll bet Celeste had something to do with it ( ... )

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knowmebymylaugh November 30 2005, 17:11:15 UTC
Oh man, remember that time we decided that talking about our feelings wasn't going to help anything and that we should just go to a strip club and pick up some hookers instead? Man, that was awesome.

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maebynot November 30 2005, 17:55:15 UTC
My favorite memory was your 21st birthday party. You came up to visit me at Franklin Pierce and I got all my friends to throw a custom-made crazy party including "Sally the Stripper Pole" and the Big Tub O' Jungle Juice. We both got wasted, and when we woke up in the morning, in the forest behind the apartment complex, and we were all like, "where the hell are we, and why are we wearing loincloths?" Turns out that while drunk on Jungle Juice (you) and tequila (me), we were reenacting that scene from Return of the King -- you know, the one with the elephant thingees? And I was the elephant, so you were riding me. It was awesome. That was the best party evar!!

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jellobiafrascat December 1 2005, 01:22:53 UTC
remember when we killed those two CEOs in Newton after a long night of drinking Sparks and listening to Reverend Glasseye backwards?

I should write a story about that shit.

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