I finally managed to configure my computer to connect to the wireless network at school. I can now slack off from doing my homework everywhere on campus!

Isn't technology neat?!?

It took me 30 #!&@#%@_!&&#&@^^)@&#& minutes this morning to get from 80th to 72nd on 112th today and then down onto highway 91 ( Read more... )

My teacher doesn't know what Utilitarianism is ( Read more... )

I think I have managed to alienate almost my entire class today....but its not my fault they can't have an intelligent debate ( Read more... )

School has officially started and I am officially in Hippy Hell ( Read more... )

.....I've officially lost it ( Read more... )

I just had a women call looking for a car rental place at our hotel and I kept telling her that we don't have one. She finally said that she was looking for something called Western Car Rental. I told her politely that I'd never heard of that and said it was nothing in conjuction with our hotel. Her response.....

Well it's nothing in conjuction ( Read more... )

Well today is mine and Ben's one-year anniversary ( Read more... )

Proof that Darwin was wrong (the weak aren't weeded out, the just marry their cousins and move to Texas)

Me - "Hotel Operator, Clare Speaking how can I help you ( Read more... )

Dawneen, my sister-in-law, has just gone into labour!!!

Two babies in one-week what more could an Aunt ask for!?!?!