Title: Kevin is not a girl, additional act.
Group: U-Kiss.
Pairing: None. Depends on your ~imagination~.
Rating: PG13 because AJ makes everything PG.
Warning: Bad English, super short, not beta-ed.
Summary: As you know, Kevin is not a girl. The 3rd generation is here to assure you that.
N/A: Sort of sequel (but not really) for
Kevin is not a girl.
Hoon.
Tell me when it’s on.
It’s on.
Ah! Ahahaha, hello~. This is Yeo Hoonmin from U-Ki-wait, do you think fans will be angry with this intro?
No, it’s okay. Go on.
Well, this year I got to know this man named Kevin. He’s elegantly thin and has pretty features. Kevin is a real gentleman, and all the girls love his romantic voice. I remember that when I first saw him, I thought, “wow, that’s a real man”.
It’s a bit confusing to see people mistaking him for a girl just because of his face. If you see him just standing there, in real life and not in a picture, you can feel a manly aura emanate from him. I understand it’s hard for everybody to see the real Kevin in action, but you must see and then reconsider your beliefs. He’s certainly not a girl. That is Yeo Hoonmin’s statement. The end.
... you’re my favorite bandmate ever. ♥
(giggles) Thank you! I wrote this yesterday. Did you like it?
AJ.
Yo, ‘sup? So Kevin asked me to explain to people he’s not a girl.
It’s understandable that people think he’s a girl - I mean, Minnie Mouse body towels, Kevin? Really?
How do you even know that?
I have magical powers. The point is, the confusion is understandable, but I’m here to fix it. Kevin is indeed a man. I’ve checked it with my own eyes.
... people are going to misunderstand you.
What’s there to be misunderstood?
You’re making a perverted face again.
Well, dear, that’s the only face I got.