Comments | bokuwadoctaaa: 35 ✿ [Voice]

bokuwadoctaaa

35 ✿ [Voice]

May 07, 2010 15:42

( (Filter: Straw Hats & Ace (90% unhackable) )

i hate my life, i'll never be american, i'll never be danish, wibblewibble, countries are pretty stupid

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[Horrible Lock; maybe 2% Unhackable? Maybe.] ihasastrawhat May 8 2010, 02:28:06 UTC

FLEAS?!

I had something like that once! I can give you a bath!

[Horrible Lock; 2% Unhackable] lmao THANKS CAPTAIN. 8| bokuwadoctaaa May 8 2010, 20:01:49 UTC

Fleas! America has them. Latvia did too but I treated him for it already. That's how I got mine.

... [This is pretty believable, but he won't say that out loud.] It's okay, you don't have to. Ace said he would and he'll have to wash up afterward so he doesn't get any too. I don't want anyone else to get them. Um, I might stay on the ship tonight.

[Horrible Lock; 2% Unhackable] YOU'RE WELCOME, HE TRIED. ihasastrawhat May 9 2010, 05:15:57 UTC

Man, fleas aren't cool. They're all itchy and stuff.

[He laughs.] Cool! Ace had to do that for me when we were kids; he'll get rid of them. Okay! Don't fall in!

[Horrible Lock; 2% Unhackable] IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS I GUESS bokuwadoctaaa May 10 2010, 20:16:28 UTC

And if you scratch the flea bites too much you could get an infection. [He doubts you'd be able to keep yourself from scratching. :|]

That's what he told me. And I'll be really careful, and I definitely won't fall in! Not like last time! Besides, Ace wouldn't be able to get me out. I know better than that. [UNLIKE SOMEONE ELSE.]

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pissedkitty May 8 2010, 02:34:17 UTC

...Fleas?

[Rabies and Plague, okay, but fleas? Also lol not a strawhat]

bokuwadoctaaa May 8 2010, 20:06:33 UTC

I didn't believe it but it's true. Please be careful. And avoid America.

[Because it's embarrassing enough to tell boat family. :I]

pissedkitty May 8 2010, 22:11:55 UTC

I will.

[Locked] threesword May 8 2010, 02:43:48 UTC

Fleas? [Headdesking. We probably ALL have fleas now.]

[Locked] bokuwadoctaaa May 8 2010, 20:17:12 UTC

I-I'm sorry! It's not like I wanted to get them! I was just helping Latvia because he got fleas from America and America is a dumbass and didn't get his fleas treated, so I don't even know who else could have them! [Which, yeah, might be everyone at this point.]

...Ace is giving me a bath.

[Locked] threesword May 9 2010, 17:06:30 UTC

Tch. I'm not saying it's your fault, but... shit.

...Is that gonna get rid of them?

[Locked] bokuwadoctaaa May 10 2010, 20:28:16 UTC

I'm still sorry.

That's the best way to get rid of them, so it should work. But I'm still not gonna go back home immediately. Ace'll be with me. That's okay, right?

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paincuresall May 8 2010, 02:44:25 UTC

What the hell is with this nonsense?

[Locked] bokuwadoctaaa May 8 2010, 20:19:54 UTC

THIS CITY IS FILLED WITH THE DUMBEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET! Who the hell doesn't treat their own fleas or rabies?! And who thinks that having fleas means you have the plague?! We haven't even had a case of the plague before! If we did a bunch of people would already be dead!

[Locked] paincuresall May 8 2010, 20:31:09 UTC

[DAMN. Someone pissed off my Reindeer.]

...

And the moron survived for how long? Who's the idiot that came up with---[Oh wait, reading comments] never mind. I swear that man attracts parasites.

[Locked] bokuwadoctaaa May 8 2010, 20:54:49 UTC

[Was it really that obvious?]

Whatever type of illness Denmark and America have, its affected the way they think. It made them permanent idiots.

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turneverystone May 8 2010, 03:34:26 UTC

... Rabies or the plague?

bokuwadoctaaa May 8 2010, 20:25:58 UTC

Someone in this city keeps insisting that they or others have had cases of the plague and rabies, even if it's highly doubtful. Just go along with it.

turneverystone May 8 2010, 23:40:31 UTC

Why would they insist something like that?

bokuwadoctaaa May 9 2010, 00:24:19 UTC

Because he's stupid.

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