Comments | boldandresolute: [sixteenth bullet] video-- locked from Otacon, but hackable

boldandresolute

[sixteenth bullet] video-- locked from Otacon, but hackable

Jan 11, 2011 18:31

[A wide broadcast was sent out to just about everyone.]

ATTENTION, EVERYONE IN THIS BATSHIT WORLD.

I HAVE JUST GOTTEN LAID.

That is all.

[click]

!huey emmerich, gay buttsex, metal gear's favorite pastime, oh god why, i like big butts and i cannot lie, !heather mason, !lancer, !barney, did not think this through, !merlin, !nanao ise, !liquid, !rise kujikawa, !hal emmerich, nerdraeg, liquid is an asshole

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[video] restardom January 11 2011, 23:38:06 UTC

[ DO YOU HEAR THIS CHOKING SOUND.

I THINK I'M DYING.

THANKS, LIQUID. ]

[video] boldandresolute January 11 2011, 23:46:58 UTC

[No problem, Rise. Anytime.]

[video] restardom January 11 2011, 23:58:24 UTC

I-is that really that important to have to tell everybody--?!

[ she might have squeaked on the last syllable. ]

Re: [video] boldandresolute January 12 2011, 00:07:47 UTC

Yes.

Yes it is.

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1/2 no_nukes_plz January 11 2011, 23:47:34 UTC

[Huey was wondering why he'd had the sudden urge to laugh ever since the approximate time that Liquid had started to get it on with Otacon. Still, the broadcast took him by surprise. He took a little time before he responded, not with anger, as one would expect...]

2/2 Voice no_nukes_plz January 11 2011, 23:48:15 UTC

So the condoms fit perfectly, then? I thought they would be perfect.

[...but with wicked amusement.]

Voice boldandresolute January 11 2011, 23:59:07 UTC

Like hell they did.

[Why was it that just this man's voice could get on his nerves so quickly?]

I had to go and get ones that were the proper size before I screwed your son.

Voice no_nukes_plz January 12 2011, 00:00:56 UTC

Oh, now, there's no need to cover up your pride like that. Admit it, they fit perfectly.

I've heard rumors about Big Boss'... well, you know. I know full well yours can't possibly be big enough. Clones in science fiction usually have some physical differences and yours has to be there.

[Troll, troll, troll...]

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[Voice.] foolishwren January 11 2011, 23:49:31 UTC

I'm gonna come over to your room and kick your ass right now.

[UNLESS YOU PAY ME.]

[Video.] boldandresolute January 11 2011, 23:59:47 UTC

I'd love to see you try.

[Liquid looked very much like a cat that just got into the cream.]

[Action] foolishwren January 12 2011, 00:42:57 UTC

[There is no answer. Except for a BANG on the door.]

[Action] boldandresolute January 12 2011, 00:53:42 UTC

[U MAD, BRO?]

[Sure, he'll open that door. But he was ready to block a hit.]

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airwinged January 11 2011, 23:50:59 UTC

[... What is that term.]

Huh--?

boldandresolute January 12 2011, 00:00:04 UTC

Was I unclear about something?

airwinged January 12 2011, 00:01:38 UTC

Yeah-- yeah you were. About everything.

boldandresolute January 12 2011, 00:06:45 UTC

I got laid, screwed someone, had sex, got lucky, fucked. Need any more synonyms?

[action] philanthrotaku January 11 2011, 23:51:10 UTC

[Otacon had left to pick up supplies when Liquid made his declaration. So it would be safe to assume that he might not hear it.]

[Except for the fact that he'd come back into the room upon realizing he'd forgotten his coat. Silly absentminded scientist.]

[Silly absentminded enraged scientist.]

LIQUID. SNAKE.

[On his shoulder, Emma the Chatot made that sound again.]

Re: [action] boldandresolute January 12 2011, 00:02:40 UTC

!

[BOX]

[action] philanthrotaku January 12 2011, 00:03:32 UTC

Get out from under the box.

[Otacon crossed his arms, positively fuming at this point.]

Re: [action] boldandresolute January 12 2011, 00:05:41 UTC

[HE DOESN'T WANT TO.]

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