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boldandresolute

[sixteenth bullet] video-- locked from Otacon, but hackable

Jan 11, 2011 18:31

[A wide broadcast was sent out to just about everyone.]

ATTENTION, EVERYONE IN THIS BATSHIT WORLD.

I HAVE JUST GOTTEN LAID.

That is all.

[click]

!huey emmerich, gay buttsex, metal gear's favorite pastime, oh god why, i like big butts and i cannot lie, !heather mason, !lancer, !barney, did not think this through, !merlin, !nanao ise, !liquid, !rise kujikawa, !hal emmerich, nerdraeg, liquid is an asshole

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video sneaking_sin January 12 2011, 02:57:09 UTC

[Pauses. Staring and pondering.]

...First time?

Re: video boldandresolute January 12 2011, 02:59:01 UTC

[ASDLKFJSLKF]

No!

And I'm better at it than you are!

[Insecure Liquid is insecure.]

video sneaking_sin January 12 2011, 03:03:19 UTC

You're making it sound like your first time.

Re: video boldandresolute January 12 2011, 03:04:15 UTC

It wasn't my first time!

[It was just his first time in three years or so.]

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[Video] of_france January 12 2011, 03:31:49 UTC

Congratulations on no longer being a virgin!

[There is no sarcasm, only genuine joy.]

[Video] boldandresolute January 12 2011, 03:35:58 UTC

[A;LSDJFLASJDF]

I WAS NOT A VIRGIN!

[Video 1:2] of_france January 12 2011, 04:28:17 UTC

[A bright, innocent look.]

Oh! Well, the way you worded it...

[Video 2:2] of_france January 12 2011, 04:29:05 UTC

[A dark leer.]

But was it good?

Thread 16

[RISES FROM THE DEAD] uses_metaphors January 12 2011, 03:34:40 UTC

The titmouse warbles to attract its mate, but the act itself goes unsung.

boldandresolute January 12 2011, 03:36:16 UTC

...what?

uses_metaphors January 12 2011, 03:49:15 UTC

We don't need to know, Boss.

And I doubt your paramour would enjoy having the fact of your coupling broadcast to an unknown amount of strangers.

boldandresolute January 12 2011, 04:39:12 UTC

...do I know you?

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[Video] topxmagician January 12 2011, 05:31:27 UTC

[And that would be Fran giving a rather unenthusiastic clap.]

Good job. Must have been a really long time since the last time considering you felt the need to inform everyone.

[Video] boldandresolute January 12 2011, 05:35:36 UTC

[Actually, yes, it was. But still.]

Of course not. What would give you such a ridiculous idea?

[Video] topxmagician January 12 2011, 05:36:53 UTC

Oh. So you were a virgin then. Okay, my mistake.

[video] lightningninja January 12 2011, 07:10:55 UTC

Well, congrats. First time, sweetheart?

[Really, Jack just finds the entire thing hilarious.]

Here's a tip: you'll be more likely to get laid again if you don't broadcast it.

[video] boldandresolute January 12 2011, 21:48:59 UTC

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.