Huge ass survey - I DARE YOU TO FILL THIS OUT
BASICS -
Your full name: George Michael Davis
Age: Sixteen and like, three quarters
Height: 5' 8"
Natural hair colour: Dirty Blonde
Eye colour: Blue
Number of siblings: One- older brother David, he rocks.
Glasses/contacts: None
Piercings: Ears
Tattoos: None, but I'm thinking of having Kyle tattooed on my ass someday
Braces: No
FAVOURITE
Colour: Blue
Band: Spontaneous Neck Ruptures!
Song: Headless Whoresman
Stuffed animal: This cute stuffed bear Kyle got me
Video game: Tetris!
TV show: Judge Juicy
Movie: The Big Lebowski
Book: Catcher in the Rye - we had to read it for school, and there was cursing and everything in it. Sweet!
Food: Wings, I guess.
Scent: Kyle, after he gets out of the shower. Yum
Animal: My hairless cat, Paco.
Cereal: Captain Crunch!
Cartoon: Scooby Doo
DO YOU
Play an instrument? Guitar and a little keys and drums
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week? No way, I have a life.
Like to sing? Sometimes
Have a job? Try like, three.
Have a cell phone? Yeah, thanks to Master V
Like to play sports? Uh, no.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Boyfriend, Kyle!
Have a crush on someone? It's more than a crush.
Have any special talents/skills? Uh, I give killer blowjobs I can walk and chew gum sometimes.
Exercise daily? No
Like school? Not usually
Speak any other languages? Yo habish Espanolish!
Go a day without food? When I was really poor or strung out, sometimes.
Stay up for more than 24 hours? Yeah, it's fun! Kyle and I stay up all night sometimes.
Read music, not just tabs? A little.
Roll your tongue? Mmm-hm. And Kyle loves it.
Eat a whole pizza? Yeah!
HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house? Duh
Cried to get out of trouble? Yeah
Gotten lost in your city? Kinda
Seen a shooting star? No, but I totally want to.
Been to any other countries besides the united states? Mexico!
Had a serious surgery? No
Stolen something important to someone else? Uh... probably when I was on drugs.
Cried over a girl? Yeah, Dot made me cry once...
Cried over a boy? Totally
Kissed a random stranger? Yeah
Hugged a random stranger? Yeah
Been in a fist fight? Yeah
Been arrested? Never!
Done drugs? Totally - which ones haven't I done?
Had alcohol? Duh.
Kicked a guy where it hurts? No
Been in love? Yes!
Bitten someone? Um, only love nibbles
Been to disneyland/disneyworld? No, but I want to
Gotten the chicken pox? Yeah, it totally itched - sucked.
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth Right before doing this, actually. I'm in bed with Kyle and the laptop.
Went to the bathroom Right before I brushed my teeth
Saw A Movie In Theaters - Uh, Ky and I went about a month ago.
Read a book Animal Farm for school last week
Had a snow day Um, live in California, hello?
Made fun of someone Uh... today
Went to the grocery store Shit, a long time now that we live at the club.
Got sick Couple weeks ago I had a cold.
Cursed Fuck. Right now.
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables Fruit
Black/white Black
Lights on/lights off Off
TV/movie Movie
Cash/check Cash
Pillows/blankets Pillows
Chinese food/mexican food Chinese - Mexican makes me poop.
Meat/vegetarian Meat
Boy/girl Boy!
Cake/pie Cake
Hugs/kisses Hugs
Emo/goth Goth
Cat/dog Cat
Winter break/spring break Spring break
Moon/mars Um, moon?
FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have? Um, I got a good group of friends.
What are their names? KYLE, Dot, Becky, Nica, David (brothers count), Michael, Ming, Anna, Mere, uh... bunch of other people from school I probably forgot (sorry guys)
Do you have a best friend? Michael's been my best friend since we were kids, though I totally haven't hung with him as much since he got all emancipated and serious and all.
Have you ever liked one of your friends? Yeah
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends? Umm.... about even?
Have you ever lost a friend? Yeah, Chantarelle - she died :(
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend? Saucy!
Have you ever gotten in a big argument with a friend? Yeah,it blows to argue with friends.
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend? Kept my mouth shut
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you? Helped Kyle
Do you miss any of your old friends? Yeah :(
What friend have you known the longest? Michael
How often do you spend time with your friends? Every day
Do any of your friends drive? Yeah
Whats the dumbest thing you've done with a friend? A shitton of drugs in Mexico
What do you think your friends think of you?I hope they think I'm cool.
Have you ever been in love? If you have, with who? With Kyle!
Are you single? No
Are you in a relationship? If so, for how long? With Ky - about 7 months now
Do you believe there is someone for everyone? Totally
What is your idea of the best date? Anywhere with my baby - I like just being somewhere quiet with him, a nice dinner or a walk
What was your first kiss like? Pretty hot
How old were you when you got your first kiss? 13
Have you ever been dumped? Yeah, by Brody
Have you ever dumped someone? No
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex? Um.. held hands. I'm not into girls.
SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music? Rock
What time is it now? 1:12
What day is it? Sunday
Whens the last time you called someone? David, the other day
How much money do you have right now? Like eighteen bucks
Are you hungry? No, Ky and I just ate dinner before going to bed.
Whatcha doin? Laying in bed talking to Kyle and filling this out. He's watching some shit on TV
Do you like the moon? Um, yeah, it's okay
What are you going to do when youre done with this? Bang Kyle like a kettle drum.
If you could have any magical power what would it be? The power to fly!
Have you ever had a picnic? Yep!
Are you wearing any socks right now? Uh, I'm not actually wearing anything right now. We sleep naked unless we have people over.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?sometimes
pretty? a little
sarcastic? nah
lazy? yeah
hyper? yes
friendly? yep
evil? no
smart? no
strong? no
talented? no
dorky? yeah
FOR OR AGAINST:
suicide against
love for
drunk drivers against
airplanes for
war against
canada against
rock music for
gay marriage FOR
school eh, for I guess
surveys for when you're bored
parents eh, indifferent
cars FOR
killing against unless it's evil
pants against, right now.
WOULD YOU EVER:
Sky dive? sure!
Play strip poker? did it
Run away? did it
Curse at a teacher? did it
Not take a shower for a week? did it
Ask someone out? did it
Lie to someone to make them think better of you? yeah
Visit a foreign country for more than a month? yeah
Go scuba diving? yeah
Become a rockstar? YEAH!
Have casual sex? did it
LAST QUESTIONS:
What shampoo do you use? The kind Ming buys for the bathrooms here - usually it's whatever's on sale. This month we have Suave.
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex? Never
When's the last time you did something sexual with the same sex? Right after we got in bed.
What kind of computer do you have? It's a laptop - runs pretty good
What grade are you in? Junior year, woo!
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies? Or just make out? Totally make out
How many posters do you have in your room? We have like, three.
How many cds do you have? Shit, about thirty or so?
Holy fuck that was long- time to go have sex now, bye internet!
Your full name: George Michael Davis
Age: Sixteen and like, three quarters
Height: 5' 8"
Natural hair colour: Dirty Blonde
Eye colour: Blue
Number of siblings: One- older brother David, he rocks.
Glasses/contacts: None
Piercings: Ears
Tattoos: None, but I'm thinking of having Kyle tattooed on my ass someday
Braces: No
FAVOURITE
Colour: Blue
Band: Spontaneous Neck Ruptures!
Song: Headless Whoresman
Stuffed animal: This cute stuffed bear Kyle got me
Video game: Tetris!
TV show: Judge Juicy
Movie: The Big Lebowski
Book: Catcher in the Rye - we had to read it for school, and there was cursing and everything in it. Sweet!
Food: Wings, I guess.
Scent: Kyle, after he gets out of the shower. Yum
Animal: My hairless cat, Paco.
Cereal: Captain Crunch!
Cartoon: Scooby Doo
DO YOU
Play an instrument? Guitar and a little keys and drums
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week? No way, I have a life.
Like to sing? Sometimes
Have a job? Try like, three.
Have a cell phone? Yeah, thanks to Master V
Like to play sports? Uh, no.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Boyfriend, Kyle!
Have a crush on someone? It's more than a crush.
Have any special talents/skills? Uh, I give killer blowjobs I can walk and chew gum sometimes.
Exercise daily? No
Like school? Not usually
Speak any other languages? Yo habish Espanolish!
Go a day without food? When I was really poor or strung out, sometimes.
Stay up for more than 24 hours? Yeah, it's fun! Kyle and I stay up all night sometimes.
Read music, not just tabs? A little.
Roll your tongue? Mmm-hm. And Kyle loves it.
Eat a whole pizza? Yeah!
HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house? Duh
Cried to get out of trouble? Yeah
Gotten lost in your city? Kinda
Seen a shooting star? No, but I totally want to.
Been to any other countries besides the united states? Mexico!
Had a serious surgery? No
Stolen something important to someone else? Uh... probably when I was on drugs.
Cried over a girl? Yeah, Dot made me cry once...
Cried over a boy? Totally
Kissed a random stranger? Yeah
Hugged a random stranger? Yeah
Been in a fist fight? Yeah
Been arrested? Never!
Done drugs? Totally - which ones haven't I done?
Had alcohol? Duh.
Kicked a guy where it hurts? No
Been in love? Yes!
Bitten someone? Um, only love nibbles
Been to disneyland/disneyworld? No, but I want to
Gotten the chicken pox? Yeah, it totally itched - sucked.
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth Right before doing this, actually. I'm in bed with Kyle and the laptop.
Went to the bathroom Right before I brushed my teeth
Saw A Movie In Theaters - Uh, Ky and I went about a month ago.
Read a book Animal Farm for school last week
Had a snow day Um, live in California, hello?
Made fun of someone Uh... today
Went to the grocery store Shit, a long time now that we live at the club.
Got sick Couple weeks ago I had a cold.
Cursed Fuck. Right now.
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables Fruit
Black/white Black
Lights on/lights off Off
TV/movie Movie
Cash/check Cash
Pillows/blankets Pillows
Chinese food/mexican food Chinese - Mexican makes me poop.
Meat/vegetarian Meat
Boy/girl Boy!
Cake/pie Cake
Hugs/kisses Hugs
Emo/goth Goth
Cat/dog Cat
Winter break/spring break Spring break
Moon/mars Um, moon?
FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have? Um, I got a good group of friends.
What are their names? KYLE, Dot, Becky, Nica, David (brothers count), Michael, Ming, Anna, Mere, uh... bunch of other people from school I probably forgot (sorry guys)
Do you have a best friend? Michael's been my best friend since we were kids, though I totally haven't hung with him as much since he got all emancipated and serious and all.
Have you ever liked one of your friends? Yeah
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends? Umm.... about even?
Have you ever lost a friend? Yeah, Chantarelle - she died :(
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend? Saucy!
Have you ever gotten in a big argument with a friend? Yeah,it blows to argue with friends.
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend? Kept my mouth shut
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you? Helped Kyle
Do you miss any of your old friends? Yeah :(
What friend have you known the longest? Michael
How often do you spend time with your friends? Every day
Do any of your friends drive? Yeah
Whats the dumbest thing you've done with a friend? A shitton of drugs in Mexico
What do you think your friends think of you?I hope they think I'm cool.
Have you ever been in love? If you have, with who? With Kyle!
Are you single? No
Are you in a relationship? If so, for how long? With Ky - about 7 months now
Do you believe there is someone for everyone? Totally
What is your idea of the best date? Anywhere with my baby - I like just being somewhere quiet with him, a nice dinner or a walk
What was your first kiss like? Pretty hot
How old were you when you got your first kiss? 13
Have you ever been dumped? Yeah, by Brody
Have you ever dumped someone? No
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex? Um.. held hands. I'm not into girls.
SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music? Rock
What time is it now? 1:12
What day is it? Sunday
Whens the last time you called someone? David, the other day
How much money do you have right now? Like eighteen bucks
Are you hungry? No, Ky and I just ate dinner before going to bed.
Whatcha doin? Laying in bed talking to Kyle and filling this out. He's watching some shit on TV
Do you like the moon? Um, yeah, it's okay
What are you going to do when youre done with this? Bang Kyle like a kettle drum.
If you could have any magical power what would it be? The power to fly!
Have you ever had a picnic? Yep!
Are you wearing any socks right now? Uh, I'm not actually wearing anything right now. We sleep naked unless we have people over.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?sometimes
pretty? a little
sarcastic? nah
lazy? yeah
hyper? yes
friendly? yep
evil? no
smart? no
strong? no
talented? no
dorky? yeah
FOR OR AGAINST:
suicide against
love for
drunk drivers against
airplanes for
war against
canada against
rock music for
gay marriage FOR
school eh, for I guess
surveys for when you're bored
parents eh, indifferent
cars FOR
killing against unless it's evil
pants against, right now.
WOULD YOU EVER:
Sky dive? sure!
Play strip poker? did it
Run away? did it
Curse at a teacher? did it
Not take a shower for a week? did it
Ask someone out? did it
Lie to someone to make them think better of you? yeah
Visit a foreign country for more than a month? yeah
Go scuba diving? yeah
Become a rockstar? YEAH!
Have casual sex? did it
LAST QUESTIONS:
What shampoo do you use? The kind Ming buys for the bathrooms here - usually it's whatever's on sale. This month we have Suave.
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex? Never
When's the last time you did something sexual with the same sex? Right after we got in bed.
What kind of computer do you have? It's a laptop - runs pretty good
What grade are you in? Junior year, woo!
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies? Or just make out? Totally make out
How many posters do you have in your room? We have like, three.
How many cds do you have? Shit, about thirty or so?
Holy fuck that was long- time to go have sex now, bye internet!