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[boldrobot]

My registered sex offender apartment manager came to show two Asian fellows our place just now. I let them in and started walking back to my room when I noticed the pregnancy test and douche laid out in the living room for all to see. Courtesy of Michael John.

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[thursdayguy]

The is the best thing I have read all week

*takes a bow*

[boldrobot]

it's 3/14. did you get your pie on today?

[thursdayguy]

actually I got my drink on, fuck pi

[inmybackpocket]

haha! i dont know what's funnier, that or when mike and i went to pay for all that stuff. and the guy asking me, "this isn't all for you is it?"

good times.

[boldrobot]

so basically, in the past 3 days, we've got complete strangers thinking we're big fat whores. that, or very clean and pregnant.

ps thanks for the adobo!

[inmybackpocket]

that adobo tastes like the one i made with jon reyes. but this was my second attempt on my own and it was pretty shitty. oh well! =/

[boldrobot]

you and jon reyes cook together? what?

also, i just ate the adobo and i thought it was pretty good.