Fun with Craigslist

[bollix]

Browsing the furniture listings on Craigslist makes me laugh. Reasons include:

the Typos (goes without saying, really)

the Inclusion of Irrelevant Life Events in Descriptions

"I use to use these lillipad lamps in college, but now that I droped out and moved back home I do not use them N-E-more."

Comments

[liqthemoon]

THANK YOU for reading Craiglist so I don't have to. Feel free to make this a regular bollix feature. Lyric keeps asking me what's so funny while I read it.

[bollix]

I was SUPPOSED to be looking for some decent re-finishable dining chairs. But I forgot.

[peggyblah]

oh, god, that was 'history of swaziland' worthy. i really needed that!

also, i am bereft that you didn't include the picture of the mattress.

[bollix]

I fixed it!

[peggyblah]

*shudder* james says it's a bum's mattress that someone tagged and isn't a real ad, but it still gives me the heebeejeebies.

[bollix]

In the spirit of Craigslist, I did not proofread my entry, so I didn't realize I did the html wrong.

But I fixed it now!

[saltytalk]

When a person can't sleep a laugh is always welcome, thanks for providing it! Great post and that mattress really skivs me out too.

[cristullmonster]

This post is so fun!

I bet "chester" is "chester drawers". As in, chest of drawers. Rednecks are funny!