Highly amusing
Ok...spending way too much time taking tests on OKC....and this one had me laughing and crying...
Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test...
Unsolicited Surgery
You scored 66% port wine jelly. 59% vindiction. 79% chin fuzz. 61 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Unsolicited Surgery. For some reason - let's call it a miscommunication between the patient and doctor - you come around and people leave with a DD-cup. When they went in for an appendictomy. And were male. Really. The most random shit happens when you're around, which explains why everyone is nervous around you. Even if the results are very funny, they're wondering what will happen to them.
SEEK: People with little care for their physical appearance. People whose parents always get them clothing two sizes too big. Anyone who would eat one of the non-food items mentioned in this test as a dare.
AVOID: Lawyers. The gravely ill.
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
The Underwear Personality Test
Should you be dressing in kinky corsets or tasteful briefs?
The Internet/SMS Literacy Test
Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?
Is Your Boss Evil?
Should you run and hide, or is your boss just incompetent?
The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test
How much fuzzy-wuzzy-fluffy-cutesy stuff can you stand?
The Celebrity Misbehaviour Test
What sort of celebrity would you become? Oscar Nominee, Porn Star, Junkie or Heartthrob?
The Scatterbrain Test
Are you all over the place, or is it just stress?
The Homicidal Maniac Test
Should others be avoiding direct eye contact with you?
The Verbal Obscenity Test
Do you have a mouth that would make Courtney Love proud?
The Beverage Identity Test
Could you tingle others' tastebuds?
The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test
Is YOUR hair worth it?
Also, if you really can't contain yourself, you can read up on all 27 categories for the Non-Sequitur Personality Test right here...
Used Notepad
31% Chance of Rain
Incorrect Subtitles
Burnt Cereal
Obscured Roadsign
Ghost Town
Surprise Immolation
Watermelon Fight!
Human Dominoes
Snow Machine!
Glitterball
Worn Memorial Statue
Coffee Stain
*no signal*
Stomach Pump
Faulty Compass
Cracked Jelly Mould
Broken Magic 8-Ball
Empty Slushie Maker
Nudist Resort
The Kilt
Year-Old Easter Egg
Unfinished Porn Film
Leftover Egg Salad
Ceiling Footprint
Golf-Ball Sized Hail
Unsolicited Surgery
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Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test...
Unsolicited Surgery
You scored 66% port wine jelly. 59% vindiction. 79% chin fuzz. 61 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Unsolicited Surgery. For some reason - let's call it a miscommunication between the patient and doctor - you come around and people leave with a DD-cup. When they went in for an appendictomy. And were male. Really. The most random shit happens when you're around, which explains why everyone is nervous around you. Even if the results are very funny, they're wondering what will happen to them.
SEEK: People with little care for their physical appearance. People whose parents always get them clothing two sizes too big. Anyone who would eat one of the non-food items mentioned in this test as a dare.
AVOID: Lawyers. The gravely ill.
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
The Underwear Personality Test
Should you be dressing in kinky corsets or tasteful briefs?
The Internet/SMS Literacy Test
Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?
Is Your Boss Evil?
Should you run and hide, or is your boss just incompetent?
The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test
How much fuzzy-wuzzy-fluffy-cutesy stuff can you stand?
The Celebrity Misbehaviour Test
What sort of celebrity would you become? Oscar Nominee, Porn Star, Junkie or Heartthrob?
The Scatterbrain Test
Are you all over the place, or is it just stress?
The Homicidal Maniac Test
Should others be avoiding direct eye contact with you?
The Verbal Obscenity Test
Do you have a mouth that would make Courtney Love proud?
The Beverage Identity Test
Could you tingle others' tastebuds?
The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test
Is YOUR hair worth it?
Also, if you really can't contain yourself, you can read up on all 27 categories for the Non-Sequitur Personality Test right here...
Used Notepad
31% Chance of Rain
Incorrect Subtitles
Burnt Cereal
Obscured Roadsign
Ghost Town
Surprise Immolation
Watermelon Fight!
Human Dominoes
Snow Machine!
Glitterball
Worn Memorial Statue
Coffee Stain
*no signal*
Stomach Pump
Faulty Compass
Cracked Jelly Mould
Broken Magic 8-Ball
Empty Slushie Maker
Nudist Resort
The Kilt
Year-Old Easter Egg
Unfinished Porn Film
Leftover Egg Salad
Ceiling Footprint
Golf-Ball Sized Hail
Unsolicited Surgery
Take The Non-Sequitur Personality Test at HelloQuizzy