while i wait to hear back from fx about the show presentation i turned in to them last week. i know youre not supposed to put your life on hold for these things because they never pan out but its a decent excuse to do nothing for a week.

 pleae send them my dad's way so I can begin my life as an heiress:
http://www.portlandtribune.com/news/story.php?story_id=121200827670281700

Denise Takata’s father left her when she was 8 with no particular memories of him. Unlike most mothers raising a child alone, her mother, Michelle talked about him openly, comparing him to every boyfriend and lover that came after his abrupt departure for Japan. “He could never cope with America” Michelle told her daughter,defending him. “And I ( Read more... )

i'm directing a play. i hate theater. i think when people are on a stage they cant act because they have to make sure the guy in the back hears them. so it forces them to talk loudly and then they start acting really badly. also plays tend to be super tedious to watch. even shakespare and he's like, the best one. it's like poetry and painting. kind ( Read more... )

Amazon.com recommends "The Return of Anti-Semitism" and more

Hello Friends (and future bored self reading own blog). I've been writing all day so I dont feel like being creative and constructing sentences. I will update you on my life in list form. Here are 11 things I have done in the past week.

1. Retrieved my car from an impound lot that was stolen by hooligans only to find the 6 cd changer had been ( Read more... )

 I need to write something because I haven't blogged in a long while. So here goes. I'm just going to do an old fashioned update ( Read more... )

gives new meaning to the word octopussy.   
 
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So a correction on my last post for Guess the Dumb War part II (thank you for pointing this out alexis and jacques) the empreor of the INVADED country not INVADING country was executed. And the answer was in fact the french mexican war/conflict ( Read more... )

I was reading about military history on wikipedia (yes i'm back at work). I thought it might be fun if we play Guess the dumb war. (and dont cheat. there's no point if you cheat ( Read more... )