your mother has no testicles... in her mouth.

[bolteye]

iàm in florence. alive. not dead. with wet shoes. last night was a lot of tequila... it was 2.50 per shot while the beers were 6 bucks... so.... do the math. fucked up as hell or buzzed for twice the price? hmmmmmm. i think iàm going to try to find that big bunny aftertomorrow... then iàm back off to wurzburg and hanging out in frankfurt for a

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[ofahoax]

ahh! the big pink bunny!

[ofahoax]

yesss!!!!! but i think it might be too far away. terrible terrible sadness aches my heart

[lorak_305850]

noo!!! I want a German Stamp!!!!

[bolteye]

like.. acid, stamp... or postage, stamp

[jacobim]

Dude, Ivan keeps calling me to hang out. It's not the same without you and Marc there. You better bring back some hella good pictures. You're also missing a hurricane. I shake my fist at it.

[bolteye]

aww, no hurricane for meeeee. boo. at least i get back to miami the way i left it, with hurricane damage

[theprivy]

dude, fo sho! tequila is the only way to go. did you drink the worm?

[bolteye]

hah. i think the french dont like worms.

[theprivy]

loosers.

ps. i apologize to all french who take offense to this post.

[bolteye]

they are gay.

ps- i apologize to all gays who take offense to being called worm non-eating french.