Comments | boltvanderhuge: Customers, while usually good, can be complete douche-holes

boltvanderhuge

Customers, while usually good, can be complete douche-holes

Nov 18, 2005 14:50

So, today I was scheduled to work 8am-1:45pm. At about 1:40, when I was already late to count out my drawer to finish work and leave, this dick (named Frank) came in. He and his buddy ordered 2 coffees, and got 2 pastries. He asked for a receipt. Then he mentioned that he had been in earlier and forgotten to ask for a receipt, and "needed" that ( Read more... )

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painted_smile November 19 2005, 00:11:04 UTC

::claps::

That was an excellent rant. Props.
It made me giggle.

painted_smile November 21 2005, 19:01:13 UTC

I just read this and it reminded me so much of your Vin Diesel crap that I had to tell you. But then you weren't online. You suck.
So here, for your later enjoyment...

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.