Okay...
The only reason I'm posting this is because of how strong my Hatred of Fergie and the Black-eyed peas is:
SPOILER ALERT
GOSSIP ALERT
Now, first off I realize this is a strange post topic coming from me, but just deal with it. My sleuth-ass CSI observations skills picked out about 6 different cover-up/scandals/backstage hijinks that the show very sloppily tried to edit out. Here they are, if anyone doubts them, I got last night's elimination show on DVR to show you.
1) Fergie lip-synced that song. Her mic was on when she did her beginning address to the audience and was then switched off. There were several close-ups of her face where she was CLEARLY out of sync with the words. Horrible song-writing, shitty STOLEN beats, she looks ugly, and she doesn't even sing her own shit. Horrible!!!!!!!!!
2) Of most concern is the lady that got elimimated last night. There was a situation before the show on wednesday where a fine-ass dancer named Jessi ended up in the hospital. They never cleared up the exact cause, except to say it was partly from dehydration. There were some fishy things going on. Jessi very clearly dodged an explanation when asked by the host what happened, instead saying she wanted to thank the audience. This was right after dancing the piece she and her partner were not able to perform the night before. At the very end, when they strike their final "tableau" Jessi flicks off the entire audience. The camera men try to edit it out by cropping the frame at her wrists, except there is about .5 second where her left hand is very clearly flicking everyone off. In the interview afterwards she refers to her partner as her boyfriend, and calls him prince charming. On the show the previous day where her partner, Pasha, a russian ballroom dancer, is explaining what happened he chokes up a slight bit. This may not seem like much, except that he's russian. Russian men don't cry, it's genetically impossible, ask Bill Nye. That suggests that something is up by itself. Then, when she is eliminated the judges completely break from the form they have built up over the past two seasons, tell her to step forward, don't address any of the other girls individually and simply tell her that she is gone, everyone else go sit down. When she is asked to comment: she says nothing. When asked for her final thoughts on her experience on the show: She said she would only miss Pasha, and starts to cry. That's part 1
Online, she has been quoted about the strict policies on curfew and such that they have in several articles. There are also 'bloggers' who mention having seen her out drinking the night before. Here's my analysis:
She goes out late drinking tuesday night. Wakes up and goes to rehearsal wednesday morning, passes out because she is dehydrated. I've seen it happen, it's not uncommon. While she's in the hospital, they ask her, like they ask any woman when they go to the doctor, "Are you pregnant?" They test her, they find out she is, and due to contractual fine print she is unable to continue in the competition, hence why she was eliminated in the manner she was. She is pissed off, which is why she flicks everyone off in the beginning, and gives little to no response to the questions, because she knows she's going to be eliminated. It is also why she only talks about Pasha instead of the show, or the choreographers, or having been given a chance to succeed, or anything like that. I originally thought she had a miscarriage, but this analysis seems much more likely. They treat it like an unwanted teen pregnancy, sweep it under the rug, pretend it never happened.
3) During Jesus' farewell speech the edit out something he said. They cut to a scene of the audience and the mic feed is cut out so that you can not see his mout move, or hear what hes saying. It is blatant. I'm not sure what he is takling about, hopefully someone from the audience will post it, but it had something to do with the only reason he came on the show was to fulfill someone's dream, then it cuts out. It's hard to make sense of it because he's also crying. My guess is it's something dealing with homosexuality. It is on Fox after all...
4) Lacey and Cameron are in a relationship, over the past 3 shows they have tried to do clever edits to not show them kissing, but some of them slip through.
5) Lauren hates Neil because he's a douche. Judging by his 98* look and the fact that he was wearing a sweater vest last night, my guess is he's gay. In several of their live interviews onstage you can see their facial reactions showing their true intentions.
6) Fergie lip-synced like Milli Vanilli, or Ashley Simpson.
7) That's all for now.
Peace bitches!
SPOILER ALERT
GOSSIP ALERT
Now, first off I realize this is a strange post topic coming from me, but just deal with it. My sleuth-ass CSI observations skills picked out about 6 different cover-up/scandals/backstage hijinks that the show very sloppily tried to edit out. Here they are, if anyone doubts them, I got last night's elimination show on DVR to show you.
1) Fergie lip-synced that song. Her mic was on when she did her beginning address to the audience and was then switched off. There were several close-ups of her face where she was CLEARLY out of sync with the words. Horrible song-writing, shitty STOLEN beats, she looks ugly, and she doesn't even sing her own shit. Horrible!!!!!!!!!
2) Of most concern is the lady that got elimimated last night. There was a situation before the show on wednesday where a fine-ass dancer named Jessi ended up in the hospital. They never cleared up the exact cause, except to say it was partly from dehydration. There were some fishy things going on. Jessi very clearly dodged an explanation when asked by the host what happened, instead saying she wanted to thank the audience. This was right after dancing the piece she and her partner were not able to perform the night before. At the very end, when they strike their final "tableau" Jessi flicks off the entire audience. The camera men try to edit it out by cropping the frame at her wrists, except there is about .5 second where her left hand is very clearly flicking everyone off. In the interview afterwards she refers to her partner as her boyfriend, and calls him prince charming. On the show the previous day where her partner, Pasha, a russian ballroom dancer, is explaining what happened he chokes up a slight bit. This may not seem like much, except that he's russian. Russian men don't cry, it's genetically impossible, ask Bill Nye. That suggests that something is up by itself. Then, when she is eliminated the judges completely break from the form they have built up over the past two seasons, tell her to step forward, don't address any of the other girls individually and simply tell her that she is gone, everyone else go sit down. When she is asked to comment: she says nothing. When asked for her final thoughts on her experience on the show: She said she would only miss Pasha, and starts to cry. That's part 1
Online, she has been quoted about the strict policies on curfew and such that they have in several articles. There are also 'bloggers' who mention having seen her out drinking the night before. Here's my analysis:
She goes out late drinking tuesday night. Wakes up and goes to rehearsal wednesday morning, passes out because she is dehydrated. I've seen it happen, it's not uncommon. While she's in the hospital, they ask her, like they ask any woman when they go to the doctor, "Are you pregnant?" They test her, they find out she is, and due to contractual fine print she is unable to continue in the competition, hence why she was eliminated in the manner she was. She is pissed off, which is why she flicks everyone off in the beginning, and gives little to no response to the questions, because she knows she's going to be eliminated. It is also why she only talks about Pasha instead of the show, or the choreographers, or having been given a chance to succeed, or anything like that. I originally thought she had a miscarriage, but this analysis seems much more likely. They treat it like an unwanted teen pregnancy, sweep it under the rug, pretend it never happened.
3) During Jesus' farewell speech the edit out something he said. They cut to a scene of the audience and the mic feed is cut out so that you can not see his mout move, or hear what hes saying. It is blatant. I'm not sure what he is takling about, hopefully someone from the audience will post it, but it had something to do with the only reason he came on the show was to fulfill someone's dream, then it cuts out. It's hard to make sense of it because he's also crying. My guess is it's something dealing with homosexuality. It is on Fox after all...
4) Lacey and Cameron are in a relationship, over the past 3 shows they have tried to do clever edits to not show them kissing, but some of them slip through.
5) Lauren hates Neil because he's a douche. Judging by his 98* look and the fact that he was wearing a sweater vest last night, my guess is he's gay. In several of their live interviews onstage you can see their facial reactions showing their true intentions.
6) Fergie lip-synced like Milli Vanilli, or Ashley Simpson.
7) That's all for now.
Peace bitches!